Someone

Someone was watering the garden when she saw a cat. The cat had caught a chipmunk/mouse thing. Someone thought she would save the chipmunk. Someone scared the cat off and thought she saved the chipmunk but the chipmunk didn’t move. Someone went into the garage and got a shovel to remove the chipmunk. Someone didn’t close to garage door behind herself. Someone soon figured out that the chipmunk was faking his own death when it darted into the garage. Someone then ran around the garage like a fool for way to long trying to chase the critter out. Someone then decided that creatures that smart and quick deserved some space. Someone then gave up. Someone is going to be in BIG trouble when her husband finds out. At least that someone’s husband doesn’t read her blog that often.